Double Death

Hello audience.

Well today I took a walk in the woods. Thought I should pay a visit to my old buddy Slenderman.

If you already don't think I'm crazy, you're probably like " why the hell would you go in the WOODS if he wants to fucking murder your face off !"

Simple answer.

Because I want to murder his face off, well if he had a face. If he did then I would murder it right off...

ok well now let me explain what happened in these woods.

 I was just strolling through the woods, not really expecting for anything to happen, since I haven't been in a while, but I turned and I saw saw him right there, and I can NOT believe I did this, and you are going to laugh your ass off, but when I saw him not even 5 feet away from me,

I just closed my eyes, scrunched  my face up, and flipped him off with both hands.

It was the single most stupidest thing I have ever done.

BUT to my surprise, it worked.

I opened my eyes slowly, and he was just gone. Vanished into thin air.

I have no idea why I did that

I could've run,  I could've even tried to kill him right then and there.

But no

I closed my eyes and I flipped him off.

Well long story short, I got home nice and safe and the dog that had been following me for a few days now was bloody and mutilated on the front door of my safe house. So much for a connection. Now how can I have an emotional connection with a nice dog that is in 20 different pieces all over the front door. The dog wasn't the only thing that was murdered. After I had to clean the dog up, I realized that the dog came back to get revenge on me by murdering my favorite shirt. Dick.

Well that was my day.

If you have any comments, you could just...ya know...comment......

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-Enix